To My Brother In Law, On His Birthday.

When I was a lass of 9

Everything was good and fine

I had five sisters good a true

everything was bright and blue

We would wear big dresses

Make big messes

but most of all we were all successes

We loved each other, would rarely fight

and when we hugged, all was right

Although Alanna lived so far away

I jumped for joy when I heard her say

It wasn't to long till her big day!

I had lots of friends with loads of brothers

They always said they loved each other

so when I heard it was my turn

that I no longer had to yearn

I didn't have to wait to long

till had my own brother big and strong

I waited april may june july

boy how fast those months did fly

My heart lit up when I saw them glow

and couldn't wait for me to grow

so I could be just like them

when I would someday meet my ken

but you see there is more

and this I've learned from behind locked doors

that until the day I fulfill this goal

Dustin will be my personal Troll

I didn't know what "brothers" meant

until my life had constant torment

I was tied to chairs

I lost some hairs

I explained to friends

and made amends

my stuff would seemed to disappear

and a few clues later would be so near

rearranging all my stuff

suddenly being the youngest got quite tough

although dustin can be a pain

and makes me think i'm going in sane

looking back on the good and bad

there isn't a moment I was sad

cause everything is good a bright

when my brother dustin is in sight

he makes me laugh he makes me hide

he makes my life a constant ride

he makes my day have flips and turns

but having brothers i have learned

although you know you'll never win

they make seem to make you grin.

so listen up and hear me say,

In a really broke college student kind of way,

it's been 10 years of jokes and games

of making fun of Josh and James

but happy happy birthday Master Dusty

perhaps you getting older will make your pranks a little rusty

and I will win a war or two

or maybe not but i'll make do

Cause life wouldn't be the same WITHOUT YOU!

The last little bit reminded me of a really funny quote that i think sums us up really well from the movie Megamind he says "He would win some, I would Almost win others." It made me laugh. Anyways I hope you have a phenomenal Birthday Master Moody. Sorry about my poetry skills. Just though I would do something since three bucks generally doesn't cut it for a birthday present. So Happy Birthday!